suspend:

i want kids but im scared they’ll blame me if theyre ugly

marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

(Source: marlborodiamonds)

hairychikubi:

affection is dumb and gross 
drown me in it

  • parents: okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
  • clock: 11:01
  • me: they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now

hi:

I won’t truly be happy till it rains french fries

(Source: hi)